Internet Terrorists

an unbiased historical account

The story of "Internet Terrorists" began in late 2010 under its original name "CONCARD" in the MMORPG "EVE Online" as its most prestigious and effective law enforcement agency. It is said historians still struggle to this day to articulate the positive impact "CONCARD" had on internet spaceship security.

"Envy is the thief of joy" as the saying goes. Unfortunately after a very successful year apprehending countless human traffickers and illicit narcotic distributors. CCP made the reckless decision to protect the ego of "CONCORD" (the much older and far more extensively funded law enforcement agency) over the safety of law abiding citizens in the star system "Balle" of the "Sinq Liason" region of space. "CONCARD" was to be de-funded and stripped of all the trappings of the highly effective law enforcement agency it had worked so hard to be become.

This marked the beginning of what many thought would be troubling times for all law enforcement officers and asset forfeiture specialists employed by "CONCARD". Concerned for the well-being of his now ex-officers the founder of "CONCARD" known as "Erati" (who has been accurately described as one of EVE Online's most trustworthy, fair, level headed, and handsome leaders) put a plan into motion.

Diplomatic cables were sent all across New Eden. The former officers of "CONCARD" raised funds to mount a massive legal offensive against CCP with seemingly insurmountable odds stacked against them. Amongst the many generous organizations that donated to CONCARD's legal expenses were several men by the names of "Lee Janssen", "Zeds Revenge" and "AoA Janus777" who had strong connections to Space Saudi Arabia. The result of this relationship was the formation of "Internet Terrorists". CCP's lawyers were forced to recognize this new corporation and thus marked the end of the troubling times for "CONCARD" (now Internet Terrorists).

Significant funding remained after Internet Terrorists' victory over the tyrannical organization CCP. Rather than selfishly use this capital "Internet Terrorists", after a unanimous vote decided to donate the remainder of the funding to Xenuria's honorable quest to allow ambiguous genitalia in New Eden. Several of the top lawyers involved in the "CONCARD" legal defense team "Tyrone Jones", "Shalazan", "Dozarr", "Mp66", "Autorecall", and "Fabendog" handled the disbursement of funds and remained on "Internet Terrorists" payroll for several years.

While still a corporation in EVE Online, Internet Terrorists exists in name only as the leadership and founding members have moved on to other virtual worlds.

It is said the founders of "Internet Terrorists" can be contacted on the VOIP and chatting service known as "Discord" where they welcome all long lost officers of the law and mujahideen alike.